[The video feed comes on to show an exceptionally disheveled Lloyd. He leaning against a croft wall, panting for breath. There's a cackle behind him, which turns into a whinny. Just behind him and barely visible in the mist is a very shaggy horse. It rears up on its hind legs and kicks out. The laugh rises to a near shriek of delight, and then it ( Read more... )

Did no one else ask it?

[Lloyd waits, as if someone will talk even though it's rather obvious that they won't. He eventually stops staring expectantly and takes off his glasses, giving a sigh.]

Oh well, I suppose I have to then.

[He starts polishing his glasses.]

Has anyone seen or heard my honeybunch since Valentine's Day?

[Lloyd is humming as he makes the post; there's also the sound of him tinkering around with something in the background.]

Valeria, do you have any of those oils for me? Lets get these rods slicked up.

I feel distinctly dehydrated, you know.

[His voice sounds exceptionally cheery, however.]

Also rather lost. This place is a bit circular, isn't it? Must make it awfully hard to navigate. Anyone going to give us non-regulars the grand tour?

Howdy-do, newcomers.

Now, Kururugi. I need you for something, unless his Highness has stolen you. I know princes need a lot of entertaining, after all. But when you get a minute, holler.

[And with that rather brief message, the feed cuts out.]

[PRIVATE: Schneizel]
[Hackability Rate: Very Difficult]

[... Unless you are Schneizel, of course. ( Read more... )

Indulge my curiosity for a moment, if you please.

What exactly do we know about... well, anything in this place? Why the crowns? Why the temples? Why the mist? Why these Fair Folk? What, if anything, works on them?

[PRIVATE: Schneizel and Suzaku]
[[Hackability Rate: Difficult.]]
I've been playing around with this little thing, and there seems to ( Read more... )